

a collab channel i'm part of (i put up videos on tuesdays!)
i just cut my nose with a bagel
i don’t know how it happened
hahaha you guys are so funny
i am BLEEDING

hey hey hey kids
i’m on a collab channel and you should watch it on tuesdays because THAT’S WHEN I MAKE VIDEO0O0O0OSESDS
this week’s episode: I FOUND A NARWHAL AND I PLAY THE ACCORDION LOL

i saw a fanfic the other day of the doctor using his sonic screwdriver as a dildo on river song
i own a sonic screwdriver
just a friendly reminder to everyone that screwdrivers will 98% likely RIP YOUR WOMB TO RIBBONS IF YOU DO THIS
IN NO WAY WOULD THIS BE A SEXUALLY GRATIFYING EXPERIENCE
PSA OVER
instead of studying for my economics final i learned how to play what makes you beautiful on the accordion
which is a better life skill anyway because who needs to know about money and the economy when you can play british boy band songs on the accordion

me, I’m a maverick. I don’t listen to rules or regulations. My mother is Chance; my father is Lawlessness.
nothing can stop this wild animal.

one time my friends and i were at an all you can eat buffet but there wasn’t anything i liked so i literally ate four loaves of bread

DON’T BLINK
BLINK AND YOU’RE DEAD
SHIA LABEOUF IS FAST
FASTER THAN YOU CAN BELIEVE
DON’T TURN YOUR BACK
DON’T LOOK AWAY
AND DON’T BLINK