I, Marielle “the-vashta-nerada” Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the Unseized, of the Blood of Old Valyria, First of Her Name, Queen of the Italians and Americana and the First Men, Lady of the Seven Disorders, Khaleesi of the Great  Community College, Queen of Text Posts, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Ocelots, have come to reclaim my blogging throne
Anonymous whispered, "ALL HAIL MARIELLE, QUEEN OF TUMBLR WHO HAD RETURNED TO YS ONCE MORE SO WE MAY ENJOY WHAT HONOR WHAT SHE HAS TO POST TO ENTERTAIN OUR UNWORTHY MINDS. WE ARE SO GLAD THAT YOU HAVE RETURNED TO US."
Anonymous whispered, "Creative title" "When a girl looks like a flapper, I am a fapper""
i would get SUSPENDED
what are some clever titles for a paper about flappers
*whispers* does anyone have a link for only lovers left alive
Anonymous whispered, "so i like this guy and i gave him my number the other day and he texted me yesterday but my phone died like halfway through our conversation anddd so i texted him like 2 hours later saying sorry and he never responded. should I text him first today?? haha idk what to do or why Im asking you but ya"
GO FOR IT
Anonymous whispered, "So this guy has a girlfriend but he flirts with me all the time and messes around with me and holds my hand all the time. Idek what to do. Should I, like, tell her? Or just keep flirting back and see what happens?"
back up!!!! BACK UP NO LEAVE THEM ALONE
Anonymous whispered, "Yiff yiff"
is this a furry thing i think this is a furry thing