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goodbye social life
i’ve found someone new
they’re called the elder scrolls games
ps i would totally sleep with all the avengers
all of them
even scarlett johansen
(ESPECIALLY SCARLETT JOHANSEN)
disclaimer: my date was just my friend and i have strictly platonic feelings for him and i guess he like LIKED me so i wasn’t trying to be a bitch or anything but i just really didn’t wanna kiss him
so he got cockblocked by the avengers
so tonight after senior ball my date and i went to go see the avengers and it was my first time seeing it and he was trying to kiss me and i was so pissed off because FUCK OFF I DON’T WANT TO KISS YOU BECAUSE I WANT MY EYES TO BE FIXED ON THIS MASTERPIECE OF A MOVIE
i hate scary movies/stories because when you watch them or read them during the day time you’re like “wow this is terrible i’m not scared at all” and at night it’s like “HEY THAT CANNIBAL WWII VET YOU WERE MAKING FUN OF YEAH HE’S UNDER YOUR BED AND WANTS TO TASTE YOUR F L E S H”
oh my god but what about the window
what if the monsters come from the window
or the closet
scared feelings are back now
THE MONSTERS CAN’T GET ME IF I SLEEP WITH THE LIGHTS ON AND IF MY FEET ARE UNDER THE COVERS
SUCK MY DICK MONSTERS
YOU WON’T MAKE A MEAL OF THIS WOMAN TONIGHT
why did i think it was a good idea to read scary stories before bedtime
does someone want to come to my house and have a cuddle sesh
we can make empanadas and have sex or something but i’m running out of empanadas and my window is making scary noises PLEASE COME SOON
A’capella cover, huh… we’ll see about th… …
AND I THOUGHT I LIKED THE GOTYE VERSION BEST BUT nO
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